Friday, December 9, 2022

The good the bad and the ugly

The bad things about being old:

Thinking back, we realize that time went by very fast and what we accomplished is not even near of what we wanted to at the beginning                                                                                                      Being well informed about funeral costs because the advertisements keep coming                                    The aches and pains we wake up with every morning                                                                                  It is not very easy to get a 30 year mortgage                                                                                                Not very advisable to plan ahead into the future                                                                                          The word future is removed from our vocabulary                                                                                        I recently had a tooth pulled and the dentist never even asked me if I consider replacing it                        Not remembering everything that happened throughout our lives                                                                Not remembering what happened yesterday but remembering what happened 50 years ago                      Not accepting that our body is getting worn out and thinking we can still do things as we used to then finding out the hard way that we can not                                                                                        Realizing that everything you say is accepted with a curious smile from your family                                Being a tolerated member of a family without any positive contribution                                                    Living the rest of your life in warm up suits because there is no reason to dress up                                    Cannot get life insurance any longer                                                                                                              Don't remember what our favorite food is                                                                                                  In conversations with other seniors we just compare our current ailments                                                                                                                                                                                  

The good things about being old:

In many instances getting seats on subways and buses (where they still respect older people)                    Getting senior citizen discounts (where they still apply)                                                                            Doctors have ready diagnosis for every ailment it is old age                                                                        Remembering only what we want to remember to                                                                                        Not remembering what happened yesterday but remembering what happened 50 years ago                      Believing that everything you say is accepted by the family as wisdom                                                      Thinking that you are a respected member of the family                                                                              Living the rest of your life in warm up suits because there is no reason to dress up                                    Now we have closes full of clothing we will never wear. Some people at the Salvation Army will be very happy                                                                                                                                                    Being well informed about funeral costs because the advertisements keep coming                                    It is easy to converse with other oldies. Just compare our current ailments, the old ones we probably don't remember any longer      


Somehow the bad is winning this list by 16: 11 against the good. It seems there is no great advantage in being old.

The ugly truth is that it is no great joy to get old.

                                                                      

                                                      




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