SOTU

SOTU means State of the Union. And the SOTU is in fantastic shape, according to the POTUS. Well, maybe where he is. Look at it this way, he is living for three years now rent free. He gets free meals, free transportation and $400,000 a year salary. He also gets $50,000 non taxable expense account and $19,000 for entertainment. Naturally he would see everything through rose colored glasses. 

Thursday night he gave his annual SOTU speech in the joint session of congress. Lacking any other entertainment on the telly we watched the old man going through his presentation. Here are a few of my observations.

The entire gathering looked like the ones we can see in newscasts from North Korea where the attendees hysterically applaud at every word of their great leader. That was how the democrats behaved last night.

If our vice president would ever find herself in the need of a job she can always apply for cheerleader. Yesterday she was jumping up at almost every sentence POTUS made and was leading the Democratic cheering section. I never knew she was so talented.

The esteemed New York Senator Chuck Schumer was so far up Bidens's ass that he was practically looking out his mouth. He was always near him grinning like a proud father. 

Mike Johnson, the Republican Speaker of the House was very busy shaking his head and making faces at the president's claims of his successes. Well, at least he did not tear up the speech like that hag Pelosi did when Trump was making his report. 

Interestingly, he started his speech with Ukraine (understandably) and spoke very briefly about Israel much later. And even then, he made the people of Gaza the martyrs, the suffering ones. He spent more time saying that Israel should slow down, start a cease fire and also should assist in providing humanitarian aid to those poor Arabs whose one goal in life is the destruction of the State of Israel.

What a world we live in. Anyway, this morning everything looks different. There is no inflation, prices are going down, there is no unemployment and everybody (should be) happy. We are living in a democratic utopia!

Good country, America!